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Clown with three-cornered hat

SEVENTH CLASS—RIDDLES.


CXXIII.
[ANN.]
THERE was a girl in our towne,
Silk an' satin was her gowne,
Silk an' satin, gold an' velvet
Guess her name, three times I've tell'd it.


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CXXIV.
[A COFFIN.]
THERE was a man made a thing,
And he that made it did it bring ;
But he 'twas made for did not know
Whether 'twas a thing or no.


CXXV.
[A HEDGEHOG.]
AS I went over Lincoln bridge,
I met mister Rusticap ;
Pins and needles on his back,
A going to Thorney fair.


CXXVI.
[ONE LEG IS A LEG OF MUTTON ; TWO LEGS, A MAN ; THREE LEGS, A STOOL ; FOUR LEGS, A DOG.]
TWO legs sat upon three legs,
With one leg in his lap ;
In comes four legs,
And runs away with one leg.
Up jumps two legs,
Catches up three legs,
Throws it after four legs,
And makes him bring back one leg.


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CXXVII.
[A BED.]
FORMED long ago, yet made to-day,
      Employed while others sleep ;
What few would like to give away,
      Nor any wish to keep.


CXXVIII.
[A CINDER-SIFTER.]
A RIDDLE, a riddle, as I suppose,
A hundred eyes, and never a nose.


CXXIX.
[A WELL.]
AS round as an apple, as deep as a cup,
And all the king's horses can't pull it up.


CXXX.
[A CHERRY.]
AS I went through the garden gap,
Who should I meet but Dick Red-cap !
A stick in his hand, a stone in his throat,
If you'll tell me this riddle, I'll give you a groat.


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CXXXI.
ELIZABETH, Elspeth, Betsy and Bess,
They all went together to seek a bird's nest,
They found a bird's nest with five eggs in,
They all took one, and left four in.


CXXXII.
AS I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Every wife had seven sacks,
Every sack had seven cats,
Every cat had seven kits :
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many were there going to St. Ives ?


CXXXIII.
[THE HOLLY TREE.]
HIGHTY, tighty, paradighty clothed in green,
The king could not read it, no more could the queen ;
They sent for a wise man out of the East,
Who said it had horns, but was not a beast !


CXXXIV.
SEE, see ! what shall I see ?
A horse's head where his tail should be.


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CXXXV.
[AN EGG.]
HUMPTY DUMPTY sate on a wall,
Humpty dumpty had a great fall ;
Three score men and three score more
Cannot place Humpty Dumpty as he was before.


CXXXVI.
[The allusion to Oliver Cromwell satisfactorily fixes the date of the riddle to belong to the seventeenth century.]
[A RAINBOW.]
PURPLE, yellow, red, and green,
The king cannot reach it nor the queen ;
Nor can old Noll, whose power's so great :
Tell me this riddle while I count eight.


CXXXVII.
PEASE- porridge hot, pease-porridge cold,
Pease-porridge in the pot, nine days old.
Spell me that in four letters.


CXXXVIII.
AS I was going o'er Westminster bridge,
     I met with a Westminster scholar ;
He pulled off his cap an' drew off his glove,
     And wished me a very good morrow.
          What is his name ?


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CXXXIX.
[From MS. Sloane, 1489, fol.16, written in the time of Charles I.]
THERE were three sisters in a hall,
There came a knight amongst them all ;
Good morrow, aunt, to the one,
Good morrow, aunt, to the other,
Good morrow, gentlewoman, to the third,
     If you were my aunt,
          As the other two be,
     I would say good morrow,
          Then, aunts, all three.


CXL.
[From the same Manuscript.]
CONGEAL'D water and Cain's brother,
That was my lover's name, and no other.


CXLI.
[TEETH AND GUMS.]
THIRTY white horses upon a red hill,
Now they tramp, now they champ, now they stand still.


CXLII.
[COALS.]
BLACK we are, but much admired ;
Men seek for us till they are tired.
We tire the horse, but comfort man :
Tell me this riddle if you can.


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CXLIII.
[The man had one eye, and the tree two apples upon it.]
THERE was a man who had no eyes,
He went abroad to view the skies :
He saw a tree with apples on it,
He took no apples off, yet left no apples on it.


CXLIV.
[CLEOPATRA.]
THE moon nine days old,
The next sign to cancer,
Pat rat without a tail,
And now, sir, for your answer.


CXLV.
[A CANDLE.]
LITTLE Nancy Etticoat,
In a white petticoat,
And a red nose ;
The longer she stands,
The shorter she grows.


CXLVI.
[PAIR OF TONGS.]
LONG legs, crooked thighs,
Little head and no eyes.


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CXLVII.
[A HORSE-SHOER.]
WHAT shoe-maker makes shoes without leather,
With all the four elements put together ?
      Fire and water, earth and air,
      Ev'ry customer has two pair.


CXLVIII.
[CURRANTS.]
HIGGLEDY piggledy
      Here we lie,
Pick'd and pluck'd,
      And put in a pie.
My first is snapping, snarling, growling,
My second's industrious, romping, and prowling.
Higgledy piggledy
      Here we lie,
Pick'd and pluck'd,
      And put in a pie.


CXLIX.
THOMAS A TATTAMUS took two Ts,
To tie two tups to two tall trees,
To frighten the terrible Thomas a Tattamus !
Tell me how many Ts there are in all
THAT.


CL.
KING Charles walked and talked
Half an hour after his head was cut off !


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CLI.
[STAR.]
I HAVE a little sister, they call her peep, peep,
She wades the waters deep, deep, deep,
She climbs the mountains high, high, high,
Poor little creature she has but one eye.


CLII.
TWELVE pears hanging high,
Twelve knights riding by ;
Each knight took a pear,
And yet left eleven there !


CLIII.
[A NEEDLE AND THREAD.]
OLD mother Twitchett had but one eye,
And a long tail which she let fly ;
And every time she went over a gap,
She left a bit of her tail in a trap.


CLIV
[AN EGG.]
IN marble walls as white as milk,
Lined with a skin as soft as silk ;
Within a fountain crystal clear,
A golden apple doth appear.
No doors there are to this strong-hold.
Yet things break in and steal the gold.


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CLV.
THERE was a king met a king
    In a narrow lane,
Says this king to that king,
    "Where have you been ?"

"Oh ! I've been a hunting
    With my dog and my doe."
"Pray lend him to me,
    That I may do so."

"There's the dog take the dog."
    "What's the dog's name ?"
"I've told you already."
    "Pray tell me again."


CLVI.
[A PLUM-PUDDING.]
FLOUR of England, fruit of Spain,
Met together in a shower of rain ;
Put in a bag tied round with a string,
If you'll tell me this riddle, I'll give you a ring.


CLVII.
EVERY lady in this land
Has twenty nails upon each hand,
Five and twenty hands and feet,
All this is true without deceit.